In Saturday Night Live‘s spoof of Heated Rivalry, the secret love affair is not between hockey rivals Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, but Harry Potter (host Finn Wolfhard) and Ron Weasley (Ben Marshall).

The late-night sketch show jumped at the chance to parody the show, which has dominated the zeitgeist amid its exponential growth, with “Heated Wizardry,” in which Harry and Ron’s romance first sparks after they reach for the same wand.

During a Quidditch match, James Austin Johnson’s Snape docks off points from Griffindor for nudity, before Ashley Padilla’s Professor McGonagall counters: “But a hundred points for my spank bank.”

The skit is chock-full of innuendos combining lore from both shows, with characters asking “what’s the spell to make something bigger?” and Harry using the disarming charm (“expelliarmus”) to drop Ron’s towel. In one sequence satirizing the show’s texting moments, the characters joke about “Slytherin into my bum.”

“I am not a part of this,” a blurb from J.K. Rowling appears on screen. (The author has been mired in controversy for years due to her anti-trans stance.)

And, during a night full of unexpected cameos (Sabrina Carpenter stopped by Studio 8H to reprise her role on a “Snack Homiez” sketch redux, as Stranger Things co-stars Gaten Matarazzo and Caleb McLaughlin joined in on the fun), Jason Momoa also showed up as a Hagrid stand-in, proclaiming, “You’re a homo, Harry.”

Since premiering on HBO Max during the Thanksgiving holiday, the Crave Canada original — which has been praised by critics and audiences alike — has taken the world by storm, making bona fide stars out of relative newcomers Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie.